Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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