Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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