By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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