I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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