"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize