Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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