Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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