How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So here I am, sexting at work.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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