So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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