Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
