When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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