the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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