I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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