People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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