In the future we'll all be gay
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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