and you said cock pushups were impossible
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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