Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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