Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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