i don't like sucking hair
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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