At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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