The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Pooping to opera.
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