sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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