i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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