I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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