just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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