Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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