I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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