I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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