he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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