Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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