I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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