people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm always down for nudity.
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