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i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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