I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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