Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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