come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
