"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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