When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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