Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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