apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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