I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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