How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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