Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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