Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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