I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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