margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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