Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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