Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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