Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
