Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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