so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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