hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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