doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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