blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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