Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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